Have you ever had this horrible sinking feeling in your tummy when you know something bad is about to happen? Like the feeling that history is about to repeat itself.

Suddenly the past comes back to haunt you. Memories that have been pushed into this tiny part of your brain come gushing at you. Like a huge wave threatening to swallow you into the dark waters.

Feelings that have been kept safely in a box for ages threatens to escape. You can't let these feelings escape from your very own Pandora's box.

You feel yourself being sucked into a vortex. You need to get out of this fast before you hit the bottom. Because if you do, there's no escaping.

OMG! Something f*cking hilarious just happened! It's damn funny I tell you.

So the baby sis has this guy friend from school. They were chatting on msn and playing Maple Story when my mum came in and demanded that she goes off9 immediately and study.

So my baby sis had no choice but to tell her friend thru' MSN that her mum is forcing her to go off9. And guess what? The guy demanded to talk to my mum on msn wtf. And this was how the conversation went:

XX: Aunty, can you let Cassandra play Maple Story with me please? I can only go on9 today.

XX: And I really like her

XX: Seriously

Like WTF?? That guy is only 10! He has lots of guts for a freaking 10 year old can? Either that or he doesn't know my mum and her no-dating-till-you-are-old policy. My ex bf was scared of my mum and this boy just appeared out of no where confessing his love to her youngest daughter. Wtf?

You know what the most unbelivable part is? My mum started laughing so hard that she nearly cried! And yes, she allowed my sis to continue playing!

"=.=

But honestly, you really got to admire this little boy's guts. He has my support on this one. And he looks pretty cute too =)

Ey gave me a pretty good idea on what to blog about. He told me to write my will (in a funny way of course) and post it up. I think I've done it before in my previous posts in 2006 but I think it's time to renew them!

1. The parents

All of my possessions including my favourite pink pyjamas and undies with hearts all over (too much info wtf) unless stated otherwise in the will.

2. The baby sis

Although you tried to push me down the stairs at Grandma's birthday party yesterday, you can have my pencil case which I have been using since Form 3 "=.=. And my white shirt that makes me look fat.

3. The sis

I'm still mad at you for plagatizing my work. But you can have my assignments. Except they'll have the permanent watermark "Tiffany Foo Sze Yee" on it.

4. The besties

Thanks for being my friends all these years! You can all each have a... uh, Big Mac! And since you all are constantly on a diet (Gosh, do you know a Big Mac can give you Mariah Carey's thighs? *gasps), I guess I'll just save the $ up instead! =p

5. Ey

Since you gave me this wonderful idea, I shall put you on my will list! I bet you are feeling pretty proud of this achievement now. Ahem, anyway, you will get my best friend SF for life. =p.. And no refund! And can you guys stop being so sweet on my blog? Ants are crawling all over my laptop screen now wtf.

Slept at 5 am last night. Was chatting with Sue Ann. I miss all my friends =(

And I am so going to get into trouble. I was practising make up just now and my pen eyeliner broke. The worst part is I accidentally stepped on it causing it to smear on the carpet. Now there's a black patch on the light carpet. DIE. My mum will kill me. I tried removing it but it wouldn't come off. T.T DIE. Maybe I should start writing my will. I have put something on to cover the stain but I bet my mum will notice it 2morrow. UH oh...

Why does stuff like that seem to happen to me all the time >.<

Oh, and I made my 1st 1000 Aussie dollars last month! In less than 1 month ok? *proud

And My new goal in life is to be a self-made millionaire by the time I'm 30. Notice I use the world self-made. So this does NOT include marrying a 90 year old business tycoon or sleeping with Tiger Woods wtf.

As my blog readers, you should support me. Do NOT laugh at my goal or say, "Eh, I thought your goal is to be the 1st non-Muslim prime minister of Malaysia?" (notice my blog url wtf) "=.=

At the moment, I'm freaking pissed at my sister. She's been plagarising my assignments since forever. For as long as I could remember, she'd just copy all my hardwork. I know I should share and stuff but she doesn't even have the courtesy to ask my permission b4 stealing all my work. If she had ask me nicely I wouldn't mind so much. And she's already freaking 17! Gosh, isn't there a law for plagarism and stuff. I am mad as I always put in so so much effort in all my assignments! Pissed!! And if she gets freaking high marks for her assignment (or should I say my assignment wtf) she'd say it's because she's smart. Loads of bullshit. There is no justice in this world wtf. And she still refuses to delete my assignments from her USB. MAD MAD MAD

2-1-2010

It's 2 am Aussie time yet I'm still wide awake. Trying to blog while chatting with friends on msn and sms at d same time. Talk about mult-tasking! Haven't signed into msn in ages! And I think it's only 10 something in Malaysia now.

I had a horrible nightmare the night before and woke up with my heart thumping like crazy. Couldn't go back to sleep after that. Result: I was grumpy the entire day. Went to grandpa's cemetry, then window shopping then GOSSIP GIRLS (damn Serena you husband stealer!!) at the cousin's house. And watched a bit of Big Bang Theory which I though was freaking hilarious. But I was so freaking tired so couldn't really enjoy the shows.

Went home and recceived some not so good news through sms. Opened a tub of ice-cream and ate straight from it. Felt fat and frumpy after that wtf.

And now, I'm suddenly wide awake. wth?

Weird day

3rd blog post of the day! I must be seriously bored to entertain all you non-existant blog readers.

I just watched New Moon. I like the book but not the movie. And I don't like Bella. I don't like the fact that she seems to be playing with Jacob's feeling. Like, can you please make up your mind, woman? The blood sucker or the dog?

And also, I still find the whole Tiger Woods scandal a bit shocking. Can someone please lock this tiger up in the zoo? What is wrong with him? He has everything-- a hot wife, a nice family and truck loads of money yet he wants to throw them all away. Gosh this really makes me wonder if there are any decent guys left in this world.

Oh, and I'm planning to change my blog skin! Not sure how to though =/

Some wise person once said," You can choose your friends but you can never choose your family."

Sure, your dad never remembers your birthday or answer you everytime you ask him a question. Your mum probably still screams at you. Your sisters probably burp into your face and annoy you 24/7. But at the end of the day, they're still your family.

I probably have one of the weirdest family ever. But I still love them to bits. And they still love me (I think =p). I love the fact that I can walk around the house shamelessly with my hair sticking out in different directions, wearing nothing but knickers and a big t shirt with a huge unidentified stain that has been there since ages.

2 blog posts in one day. The blogging mo-jo has kicked in.

Happy New Year peeps!! 2010! I'll be turning 20 this year. The BIG 2 0. Freak, I'm getting old.

Just to add salt to injury, someone called me aunty 2 days ago. AUNTY! Can you freaking believe it? I was working and some clients came and look for my boss. They had 2 NOT so adorable children and I played with them for a bit. When they're about to leave, they said,"Bye bye Aunty. Thank you Aunty." "=.=.. They used the word aunty twice. >.<.. Maybe I really do need anti-aging products now >.<

The family and I counted down to the new year at Darling Harbour. Although we went late (8something), we managed to get the perfect spot. We sat by the water and admired wonderful fireworks. And although there were many people, it wasn't hot and stuffy. In fact, I had to put on a sweater cos' the breeze was a lil' chilling.

I don't know about you, but I think fireworks are superbly romantic. I'm not a romantic person by nature but somehow watching fireworks always seem to have a weird effect on me. However, it wasn't that romantic last night. Somehow watching fireworks with your 10 year old sister who keeps telling you she needs to pee (wtf) seems to kill all the romance "=.=..

And as for this year, I have decided not to make any New Year's Resolution but to be the best Tiffany that I can be.

Oh, and is it possible to fall for someone just by reading their blog? I think it's a bit lame. I mean, come on.. You may think I'm Tiffany, a 19 year old teen. But who knows? I may be a 90 year old chao ah pek who pretends to be a teenager so I can lure you naive blog reader into my sick pedophilic world wtf.

Everytime I tell people I'm Hainanese, they'll ask if I can cook Hainanese chicken rice "=.=. But what's weird is that nobody asks my Hokkien friends if they can cook Hokkien mee wtf. Anyway, the point is, I cooked Hainanese Chicken Rice the other day. And it tasted pretty good! Yay to Chef Tiffany (wtf self praise is no praise). Didn't take any pictures though =(..

Anyway, Merry Christmas (belated) everyone!

This is probably my loneliest christmas ever. Imagine celebrating Christmas away from your closest friends.

For the past few years, I have been counting down to Christmas with the bestie SF. Last Christmas was probably our most memorable albeit lamest Christmas ever. To cut a long story short, we both broke up with our respective long term bfs and suddenly realised we have nobody to celebrate Christmas with (wtf sound so despo and sad). We ended up celebrating it in a mamak stall "=.=. But it was one of my most memorable Christmas though. Laughing and talking over Indo mee and milo peng was actually pretty fun.

I miss all my friends. It sucks that they are all so far away.

Anyway, let's all be optimistic and not dwell on sad sad stuff =)

And there'll be a family dinner with my Australian relatives and cousins. It's like my first Christmas dinner with them. Wonder how it'll turn out.

Sorry to suddenly end this post but byebye blog readers. Thanks for reading! I'll promise to update asap.

Random pictures:

First, a picture taken in Bondi Junction:

A shopping plaza named after me!

Next.........

"=.=

Honestly, who would ever name their son Dick? Damn funny name la wei.. If his last name is Kee, then his name would be like Dick Kee (Dicky) wtf.. For those who don't know what a dick is, google it and it would probably lead you to some porno site "=.=..

And look! A picture of the cake I made for the baby sis birthday! Although I have baked so many cakes before, this is actually the 1st time I make a cake using icing and deco.. The cake turned out pretty good! *proud

Butterfly cake

When you were younger and stuff, you probably heard of the riddle, " What will you get when you throw butter out of the window?" The answer:" A butterfly!" And yeah, underneath the icing of this butterfly cake is a buttercake wtf..

Last but not least, 2 pictures that would make you go "Awwww..."

Taken in a pet shop in Eastwood. Damn cute!! These 2 pups were cuddling each other.. so cute right??

And the last picture was taken in church.

This boy is the cutest 2 year old in the entire world!! The picture is kinda blurry so you can't really see his cuteness!! Honestly, no mother should ever see this little boy because it would make you hate your own child.. wtf..

Well that's all..

Hope this post put a smile on your face and Happy almost Christmas!